White Polyester Suit

This may not be as sexually explicit as some readers may like, but it is true and hilarious.

In the days of "Saturday Night Fever" I was running a night-club in Perth. One of my staff was a girl called Fiona, and she was a medical student doing an internship at the local hospital, so we organised her roster around that. She always popped in to the club for a knock-off drink early in the morning.

One particular night a guy arrived in the full skin-tighy John Travolta white polyester suit and too many gold chains. He danced and drank and eventually left, pissed as a fart nad stumbled on the gutter, only to be knocked down by a van. Of course we all ran to his aid, and he was pretty badly smashed up.

We rang 000 and he was carted of in an ambulance with two broken lags and a bit of a head unjuury.

When Fiona came by later that evening she was in hysterics and told us that she happened to be on duty when this dude was admitted. Of course they had to cut his trousers off, but he fought like a demon. It took 4 orderlies to hold him down, and when they finally cut his trouser off, found he had a large zucchini taped to his thigh.

I think that is hilarious. The question is...what if he had not gotten so pissed, managed to pick someone up and got them home?